Monthly Archives: December 2012

Minot’s Future

The management team at Bakken Residence Suites is proud to announce a new Hyatt House Extended Stay Facility to meet the increased demand in Minot.

Featuring 130 spacious suites and the luxury you expect from the Hyatt brand. Opening in Spring of 2013 we are excited to grow with North Dakota!

 

KMOT examines the plans for Minot’s future. Read more here.

California vs. North Dakota (Humor)

Canis latrans Français : Un coyote en Arizona

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Here is a little humor that has been circulating the internet:

California:

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor’s dog, then bites the Governor.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

2. He calls animal control . Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a “coyote awareness program” for residents of the area.

7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

8. The Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.

9. PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.

North Dakota:

The Governor of North Dakota is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

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1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and North Dakota is not.

California’s Budget Deficit is projected to be $1.9 billion.

North Dakota’s surplus is projected to be $1.6 billion.

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